*pulls out a sheaf of papers and waves it angrily* Oh, you just HAD to go and CELEBRATE TOGETHER, and now according to the Laws of Wrestling I’m contractually obligated to love you forever. How very dare you.
Tag: bo dallas
“Bo Dallas though…is unquestionably the worst driver. I will never allow him to drive in a car with me ever again. Like he has no attention span whatsoever. And I have a bad attention span, but you know you’re in a car, you’re driving, look at the road. He’ll be like, literally turned all the way around to tell you something and you’d be swerving in and out. I’ve been in so many like, sweat bullets, near-death experiences in the car with Bo Dallas. He’s been relegated to the backseat for life with me.””
— Dean on carpooling with Bo Dallas (via rileydibiaseambrose)
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